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A little teaser for my next translation project lol. Here’s the full 2nd track of Hosoyan’s Kiss x Kiss Collections CD… 

I just want to say this… HOSOYA YOSHIMASA IS WAY TOO CUTE 

Hahahaha! How’s that?! Did you see that?! As expected, I did it wonderfully, a hat trick shot! Well then, will you fulfill your end of our promise? Don’t play dumb! Didn’t you promise that if I shoot a goal in today’s game, you’ll do anything that I’ll request?! You’ll have to follow my orders for each of my 3 goals!

Heh! You should’ve been obedient from the start! You’re such a sore loser, that side of you is not cute at all! Seriously not cute!

Now then! What should I order you to do… Ah– !! Hey! What are you doing?! That’s dangerous! Aren’t you the team’s trainer?! Your job is to care for the players’ bodies! Where’d you see a trainer inflicting violence on a player?! What if I get injured?! Seriously!

Ah! Oh yeah, I’ve thought of something good for my first order! Heh! It’s something chic and girly for a violent trainer like you! Are you ready? Ooh, so you’ve made up your mind? You’ll do anything huh… Well then, kiss me! This is my first order.

Huh? Don’t joke around? Who said that I was joking around? I’m being serious. You haven’t had a boyfriend until now, right? That’s why I’m helping out someone as pitiful as you! Maaaan~ I’m so thoughtful! I’m so kind~! Such a hunk!

So? Come on! Don’t tell me you’re having second thoughts? Even though you said that you’ll do anything… are you scared~? Huh? Wrong? Then if I’m wrong, you can do it, right? Come on~! Come one~! So you really are scared! You were just full of tal— …!!!

Ah— … eh— … ah… wai—W-WHY DID YOU DO IT FOR REAL?! ARE YOU DUMB?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! MY FIRST KISS— …

Ah— … n-no! That wasn’t my first kiss! Y-you didn’t steal it from me! This is annoying! You’re pissing me off! You’d better remember this! I’ll make you pay for this! YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!