Which member of Fall Out Boy should you fight?

  • Patrick Stump: Who wins: No one

  • Not even the devil himself could fight Patrick Stump. What are you trying to prove? That you hate happiness? Even if you won you wouldn't be able to live with yourself afterward so, are you really winning? Don't fight Patrick.

  • Andy Hurley: Who wins: Him

  • Have you seen Andy? He is a lean mean vegan machine. He has been training his whole life to beat up a punk like you. He will destroy you. He may seem like a sweetheart but if you fuck with he is ruthless. Don't fight Andy.

  • Joe Trohman: Who wins: You

  • Joe is probably to high to even stay on his feet. You could take him. Just push him over and he won't be able to get back up. Easy win. But, what has Joe ever done to you? What has Joe ever done to anyone? All he does is hang out with his dog. Don't fight Joe.

  • Pete Wentz: Who wins: You

  • Pete Wentz is fucking ridiculous. What an emo. All he does is sit around and eat pizza and take selfies. And he is like 3 feet tall. You could win this easily. Beat his ass. Fight Pete Wentz.



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